* Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
