Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Dr.Phil: Well, we must first answer the question: how did the chicken feel about that?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken is a matter of relativity.
Britney Spears: Because it was not an egg, not yet a chicken.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed theroad reveals underlying insecurities that stem from your early relationships with your parents.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask anyone why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody just told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.
OK. Now it’s your turn. Where does your creativity lead you? Anyone you’d like to add? Leave a comment and we can all have a hearty laugh. (Once in a way we all need to take a break from personal development and smile!)
